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By paywithpoop - 22/06/2014 15:10 - United States

Today, I came home and found that my home had been robbed. The worst part? One of the thieves took a dump in my toilet and didn't flush. It doesn't even look human. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2009 10:56 - Australia

Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML

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You deserved it 6 134

By Mike - 25/04/2011 21:39

Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML

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You deserved it 6 397

By WhyTheEff - 20/11/2009 23:50 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my house TP'd. I also noticed our entire house was devoid of toilet paper. Someone had broken in just to steal our toilet paper and TP our own house with it. FML

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You deserved it 3 102

Some fun was had

By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 22:00 - United Kingdom - Barnsley

Today, I got home from a holiday to find out that my flatmate had thrown a party. Everything seemed fine at first, then I noticed that someone had taken a dump in my running shoes that were in my bedroom closet. FML

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You deserved it 74

By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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You deserved it 2 732

By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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By rian - 03/04/2021 21:30

Today, my house was broken into. Nothing was stolen, but my laptop had feces smeared all over it. FML

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You deserved it 87

By Lindso1 - 06/07/2018 01:30

Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML

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You deserved it 244

By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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You deserved it 403

Cringe

By mikesok988 - 07/05/2009 07:40 - United States

Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML

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You deserved it 4 811

SexyMexi21 23

Sunday 22 June 2014 19:43

Ew. man I'm sorry. hopefully they find who it is!

wRIPPERw 23

Sunday 22 June 2014 19:43

Chin up, OP. Those are just things. And flush the toilet...

Comments

ndnpride88 25

Monday 23 June 2014 0:14

Well there's your DNA sample

MissSarcasm01 18

Monday 23 June 2014 0:37

At least the police has evidence to catch the robbers...right?

sleepingangel 10

Monday 23 June 2014 0:42

DNA from the dumb maybe?

Blaze248 10

Monday 23 June 2014 1:12

just sayin whoever the robber was he left evidence behind

pitapizzaparty 18

Monday 23 June 2014 1:21

Do u think it could have DNA of who did it? Idk that was a stupid question :o

Cherhorowitz 25

Monday 23 June 2014 1:34

At least they didn't take a dump anywhere else. But sorry to hear that OP must of been disgusting!

thecrazymancan 17

Monday 23 June 2014 1:50

To anyone saying that he left DNA: It doesn't matter. The police don't use DNA evidence unless it's either a rape or murder. They just don't think it's worth the money to test it.

BloodyGirlJuli 0

Monday 23 June 2014 1:58

Apparently the theives must have been someone you know or knew of your whereabouts and how long you would be gone if they are that confident that theyd be able to rob you and still have a chance to drop a load. Karma maybe?