SAVE IT FOR DNA

i wouldnt want to want to be the cop on "duty" that day lol (pun intended lol ) ahh good ol poop humor! its all in clean fun, i swear! i can see the cops fml now...today i serviced a call for a local burglary and had to scoop poop for dna evidence... fml anyway, im sorry that happened to you, hope you catch whoever did it!

10, if you're new on FML, there is an option to reply to a comment. I thank you for correcting yourself, but even with the correction to your #6 comment, I don't quite understand it. Anyway, should you really be drunk at age thirteen? I kid, I kid. And Please Stop Commenting Like This. It's rather annoying.

The ******** bandit strikes again!

I hope you didn't flush till the cops came. Might be DNA in the whole bathroom!!

maybe a scientist can look at the human waste and identify the person!! :D

This happened to me too back in 2000. Not only did they steal stuff, use my toilet, and not flush...but the guy didn't even use toilet paper. The cops caught one of them because he was greedy enough to steal the change from a plastic jug (just the silvers and left the pennies) but dumb enough to leave the jug with his prints.

DONT FLUSH THE TOILOT!!! The cops can take DNA samples and find the thieves!

If you didn't flush yet, you can have the poop scanned for DNA

you can use the poop to identify the person don't flush it.