Animals: Today, I came home and saw my cat all snuggled up with another...

By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 00:09 - United States - Green Bay

Today, I came home and saw my cat all snuggled up with another cat on the sofa. I thought it was the cutest thing ever, until I remembered that I only have one cat. FML

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By crazy cat lady - 03/11/2016 19:31 - Canada - Fredericton

Today, I got a cat so I'd have some company, since my roommate is always with her boyfriend. Too bad the cat likes her more. So now I get to sit and listen to her talk to her boyfriend to get to cuddle with my kitty. FML

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By anonymous - 18/03/2013 09:17 - United States - Torrance

Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML

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They adopted you

By Mistaken - 01/03/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I thought I had two cats, an albino and a tuxedo, but apparently I have four. I just discovered that an orange cat and a black cat have somehow gotten into my basement and made themselves at home. There's no way in hell I can afford four cats. Oh, and the cats I actually own hate them. FML

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By beeee - 26/07/2010 04:03 - Australia

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year-old I had to deal with. FML

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Good boy, best boy

By Anonymous - 20/07/2020 14:01

Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2014 02:14 - United States - Kennesaw

Today, I got home and found my wife cuddling with the dog and our new kitten. Both the cat and my wife hissed at me when I tried to join in. FML

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By Fmycatslife - 26/07/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML

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By Ellencrazee - 13/08/2011 10:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML

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Bye bye Tiddles

By Anonymous - 05/07/2020 05:02

Today, while I was driving around the neighborhood, I passed my neighbors' house only to see their dog with a full-grown dead cat in its mouth. Only one family owns a cat in our neighborhood. FML

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By Wow - 01/08/2015 19:06 - United States - Sanford

Today, I walked outside to see my dog killing my cat. My spouse tried to cheer me up - "Hey, at least we don't have to buy cat food anymore!" FML

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imaxmain 24

Sunday 29 June 2014 11:17

Well, I guess you dont have one cat anymore.

markcallanan_ 20

Sunday 29 June 2014 11:19

That reminds me of the time a stray cat walked into my friends house and we gave him milk. He stayed there for 7 months. Haha.

Comments

alex_carstens_yo 9

Sunday 29 June 2014 17:41

surprisee! you have another cat!!

RyanBair 8

Sunday 29 June 2014 18:23

How does that make your life suck...

QueenofWheels 13

Sunday 29 June 2014 18:57

Gives me more reason to hate cats

Omniprism 14

Sunday 29 June 2014 19:16

Guess you have two now.

misswilwarin 9

Sunday 29 June 2014 19:29

Not anymore :D

Sakuraashita 15

Sunday 29 June 2014 19:29

This was not the best way for you to find out about your cat's "cuddles for catnip" side business. At least now your cat can expect the going rate for all future cuddles and petting... Tell your cat you hope he or she gets his/her catnip addiction under control, she may need to join Catnipaholics Anonymous....

syed121417 22

Thursday 3 July 2014 15:17

That was the best comment in this section

Chasing_fml 5

Sunday 29 June 2014 19:54

Kitty soul mates! You've gotta keep the new one, they bonded. :)

mkcherry 14

Sunday 29 June 2014 20:14

My boyfriends barn cat brought home a cat on two different occasions, still have all three. Make sure you have it checked for a microchip it might be someone's lost pet. Also post a Craigslist ad for a found pet. If no one claims it, your cat picked out it's own best friend.