Animals: Today, I came home and saw my cat all snuggled up with another...

By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 00:09 - United States - Green Bay

Today, I came home and saw my cat all snuggled up with another cat on the sofa. I thought it was the cutest thing ever, until I remembered that I only have one cat. FML

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By crazy cat lady - 03/11/2016 19:31 - Canada - Fredericton

Today, I got a cat so I'd have some company, since my roommate is always with her boyfriend. Too bad the cat likes her more. So now I get to sit and listen to her talk to her boyfriend to get to cuddle with my kitty. FML

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By anonymous - 18/03/2013 09:17 - United States - Torrance

Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML

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By Mistaken - 01/03/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I thought I had two cats, an albino and a tuxedo, but apparently I have four. I just discovered that an orange cat and a black cat have somehow gotten into my basement and made themselves at home. There's no way in hell I can afford four cats. Oh, and the cats I actually own hate them. FML

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By beeee - 26/07/2010 04:03 - Australia

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year-old I had to deal with. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2020 14:01

Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2014 02:14 - United States - Kennesaw

Today, I got home and found my wife cuddling with the dog and our new kitten. Both the cat and my wife hissed at me when I tried to join in. FML

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By Fmycatslife - 26/07/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML

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By Ellencrazee - 13/08/2011 10:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML

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Bye bye Tiddles

By Anonymous - 05/07/2020 05:02

Today, while I was driving around the neighborhood, I passed my neighbors' house only to see their dog with a full-grown dead cat in its mouth. Only one family owns a cat in our neighborhood. FML

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By Wow - 01/08/2015 19:06 - United States - Sanford

Today, I walked outside to see my dog killing my cat. My spouse tried to cheer me up - "Hey, at least we don't have to buy cat food anymore!" FML

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imaxmain 24

Sunday 29 June 2014 11:17

Well, I guess you dont have one cat anymore.

markcallanan_ 20

Sunday 29 June 2014 11:19

That reminds me of the time a stray cat walked into my friends house and we gave him milk. He stayed there for 7 months. Haha.

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mermaidsfart 4

Sunday 29 June 2014 11:49

Keep the other cat? Everyone love cats!

JuzReading 23

Sunday 29 June 2014 11:55

Now you know what your cat gets up to when you're not home.

dawood_k 27

Sunday 29 June 2014 12:18

Guess what the pussy brought home???

cakefete2 30

Sunday 29 June 2014 16:56

That would be beyond funny if OP's cat was snuggling with a random crab.

johbstonjacob 8

Sunday 29 June 2014 12:22

Kittens are most likely on the way

JadeWinter 16

Sunday 29 June 2014 12:25

Your cat adopted a friend for him/herself :) that's pretty damn cute.

oregonfootball 2

Sunday 29 June 2014 12:27

bentyr 7

Sunday 29 June 2014 12:40

My two have lived together for three years and still don't get along. Long as no one wants to claim him/her back might as well keep it.

Aquaman911 18

Sunday 29 June 2014 13:07

Well in due time you'll have 3 cats. ;)

mr_t_07 10

Sunday 29 June 2014 13:25

This is the opposite of a problem

tayymeds 23

Sunday 29 June 2014 13:35

It was meant to be!

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