Miscellaneous: Today, I came home from a New Year's party wearing a shower curtain... - FML

By NotANaturist - 01/01/2010 14:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from a New Year's party wearing a shower curtain and nothing else. FML

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By Jason the flasher - 15/09/2018 22:00

Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2018 12:00

Today, I had to run to put the trash out for the garbage truck, only I was so hungover, I forgot I was only wearing an open dressing gown and no underwear. A few neighbours and passing cars got to see me swinging in the breeze. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2011 20:42 - United States

Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers. FML

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By Shawna - 02/01/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, I got all dressed up for a New Year's party. When my parents and siblings left the house to their parties, I got undressed. I wasn't going to a party. I only got dressed up so my family would think I had plans. FML

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By alainopotato - 02/01/2017 11:03 - United States - San Diego

Today, I woke up in a bathtub, completely soaked and covered in both mine and someone else's puke. Happy New Year. FML

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By CK95 - 01/01/2015 23:02 - United States

Today, I woke up after a night of New Year's Eve partying. I remember the night going great. What I don't remember is laying naked in the shower while my girlfriend ran water over my body to make me feel better. I also made my own funeral plans because I was convinced I was going to die. FML

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By Embarassed - 10/09/2009 05:32 - Canada

Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML

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Locked out

By ClumsyKatey - 02/07/2017 22:00

Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML

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You ain't seen me, right?

By Blueberry - 17/09/2012 02:00 - United States - Iowa City

Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML

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zman0900 11

Friday 1 January 2010 20:04

must have been a damn good party

NotVeryOriginal 0

Friday 1 January 2010 20:36

I bet your ****** is destroyed. FYL indeed.

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FireFlie07 20

Friday 1 January 2010 20:28

How is this an FML? Sounds like you had a good time to me, LOL.

Alphabetica 0

Friday 1 January 2010 20:30

Kudos ;)

immunizations 0

Friday 1 January 2010 20:33

that must have been a hell of a party

1800getalife 0

Friday 1 January 2010 20:35

today, I held a party at my house. after the party was over my shower curtain was gone. fml. good ass party

NotVeryOriginal 0

Friday 1 January 2010 20:36

I bet your ****** is destroyed. FYL indeed.

bubber 0

Friday 1 January 2010 20:54

Why dosn't that ever happen at the parties I go to? I need more of thoes "a good time was had by all" moments.

LilwayneisaG 0

Friday 1 January 2010 20:55

Haha u got messed up!

fuckinglifehard 0

Friday 1 January 2010 20:55

at least u had a shower curtain. :( an empty pizza box was all I had.

x7starryeyed 0

Friday 1 January 2010 20:57

I call fake. Watch "The Tracey Fragments."

waterynuggets 0

Friday 1 January 2010 21:16

Hahaha! Great movie.

cruncheweezy 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 3:03

Beat me to it. I was gonna say "Hey. Tracey, Is that you? Man, have you found your brother yet?"

Tigg3r 3

Friday 1 January 2010 21:11

Sounds like one good damn party! If you still live with your parents I can see the situation "I'm home!" "Little miss! Why are you in a shower curtain?" "Uhm... I honestly do not remember..." XD FYL indeed!

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