By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I came home from a two-week overseas business trip. My wife was at work, but she came home for lunch. When she came in, she brushed right past me to hug and talk to her dog. When I mentioned it, she said, "But I haven't seen him all day!" FML
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genius_man16 0

I would seriously consider re-evaluating whether you want to stay married to her or not. I mean, i realize people like their pets, but really? What. A. Bitch.

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missus_butter 0

Whatever the dog is doing, start doing that.

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l33tm0nk3y 0

Sounds to me like it's time for some couples' therapy...

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Thunk 0

If you want to get back at her, do this: 1) Whack off so you're not horny 2) Get her in the mood for sex...play around with her, whatever. 3) Right when she starts asking for it...say, "Hey! I wonder what the dog is up to!" and get up and leave. If you can't do step number 2 then either you are a silly silly man or you really need to drop this bitch

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Makinitez 0

That dog must've been "filling in" for you. Get it? Filling in? YEAH! I made a joke as stupid as your wife!

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FVSimon323 0

LmAoOOOo damn u need to anal-ize her for that

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momoloser 0

I do that to my bf haha but he has a sense of humor, he gets on his knees next to the dog and gives me puppy eyes till I kiss him, @#10 it is men like you who will never experience a real bond, or even I bet (just my guess) that you are a middle aged man sitting in your moms basement asking for more tacos!!!! @poolshark and @ohhhhshizzz I really appreciate people like you who stand up to the ignorant morons who generalize people like that, I fully agree with you!!

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