By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I came home from a two-week overseas business trip. My wife was at work, but she came home for lunch. When she came in, she brushed right past me to hug and talk to her dog. When I mentioned it, she said, "But I haven't seen him all day!" FML
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genius_man16 0

I would seriously consider re-evaluating whether you want to stay married to her or not. I mean, i realize people like their pets, but really? What. A. Bitch.

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missus_butter 0

Whatever the dog is doing, start doing that.

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maddog_fml 0

Damn. two weeks on a business trip, keeping your dick in your pants. And this is what you get?? ****, you had to screw your hot co-worker. BTW, do that to a woman and Hell is on earth!!

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candamus 0

I can see her side, my dog wont let me get ANYTHING done if i don't say hello to her first thing when i get home. Maybe she REALLY wanted to say hello to you... uninterrupted? Or maybe she does just like the dog better. ;)

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gsfgf 0

Well, duh. It's the dog. As long as you're number two to the dog, you're doing fine. Woof!

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jj732 0

dude, there's nothing wrong with that, us girls love their pets... you have to say hi to your dog. dog's run up to see you after being away for only a few hours, licking your face and wagging their tails wildly. guys after not seeing you for a week are just like, "oh hey".

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spanishfeedback 0

I totally feel you... that SUCKS! Women just dont understand that you should come before a dog.

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watchnlearn 0

#106, probably the only important/completely logical comment in this discussion. And it made me laugh.

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buffalosaurus 0

Part of me says "poor guy..." But the bigger part of me knows I would do the exact same thing Dogs > Husbands. Life is cruel sometimes :/

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Carribu 0

#5, what the hell is a "dogophile". Try again. OP, I would probably do the same thing. When I'm at my boyfriend's, I go hug his dog before I hug him. :P

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iluvcody 0

bitch got put in his place.

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