By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I came home from a two-week overseas business trip. My wife was at work, but she came home for lunch. When she came in, she brushed right past me to hug and talk to her dog. When I mentioned it, she said, "But I haven't seen him all day!" FML
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genius_man16 0

I would seriously consider re-evaluating whether you want to stay married to her or not. I mean, i realize people like their pets, but really? What. A. Bitch.

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missus_butter 0

Whatever the dog is doing, start doing that.

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aiyanaadshead 0

you know your marriage is falling apart when...

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Knthc 0

wow, I thought dogs were MAN's best friend....

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Scorponok 0

Hooray for divorce.

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guinness_fml 0

@91 Hehe good catch, I didn't pick that number randomly. Any time I want to set a ridiculously high value for something, I call it 9001. *crushes scouter*

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theflyingmouth 0

Yep. You're pathetic.

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nataliia09 0

hahaa, my mother is like that with my dad. your not alone kid(: or husband, idont know how old you are.

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24788 6

I will never understand people who pay more attention to animals than their wife/husband.

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EffMyLife1927 0

AMEN! and @#22 I have gotten laid and it's by my girlfriend of over a year and she's the only person i have had sex with and vice versaso umm...OWNED

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