haha... poor guy.

Judging by the shitstorm that was created here I'm just going to say this: Successful troll is successful.

...You didn't get her anything from your trip, did you?

you just left your wife. For two weeks. No wonder she is only used to greeting the dog. 2 weeks is how long it takes to form a habit. Don't take it personally. She still loves you. Be happy for her that she wasn't dying of loneliness without you. Hooray! You married someone who can still function as an individual! Not everyone can boast that. I don't see the flap over this.

Divorce is the way to go, if she thinks she can take you for granted she deserves to be without a home

That is messed up. I would have been pissed. "Honey I have to go out of town for two more weeks!" That's just not right!

The troll has been fed ^^ Having a wife like that sucks though...

I'm almost definitely sure that she was kidding.

I'm sorry, but the gender infighting on this one is completely inappropriate; on both sides. Nobody should ever try and tell people about their real lives on the internet, it's pointless, it's most likely fiction, and it makes you look like a prick. Nobody should ever hate on women; misogyny stopped being cool a long time ago, so get with the program. They bring life into this world, and because of that, their bodies are more chaotic than ours... if they go crazy once in a while, men can deal with it. Always remember, arguing on the internet is like playing in the Special Olympics... Even if you win, you're still retarded.

Your wife is cheating on you with the dog.