Kids: Today, I came home from work to my 4-year old daughter cussing...

By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 01:13 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, I came home from work to my 4-year old daughter cussing left and right. I asked her about it; she said that her brother had taught her some words. When I confronted him about the situation, he kicked my shin and screamed, "Stop treating me like a fucking child!" He's 5. FML

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By GirlinGreen - 30/04/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a four year-old. He was mad and began hitting me. I told him to use his words not his fists when he's mad. He then began telling me how much he hated me, and that I should go die and never come back. FML

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By Jess - 30/05/2009 12:48 - United States

Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML

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By moneyman22 - 01/03/2010 19:09 - United States

Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML

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By bigbro - 06/09/2016 08:05 - Australia - Southbank

Today, I was babysitting my 6-year-old brother and was playing Mario. When I won, he called me a cunt. I was in shock and asked him where he learnt the word. He said from me when I was driving. He then told my mum that I taught him a new word. Easy to say, I'm in big trouble. FML

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By uterurist - 22/11/2014 18:37 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my son trained his little sister to walk up to strangers and whimper: "My mommy punches me." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2020 17:02

Today, I had to give my four year-old daughter some tough love, which I hate doing. When she ran away crying, my son, her twin brother, looked at me and said, "You should be ashamed of yourself." FML

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By WickedRene - 02/08/2014 01:57 - United States - Rochester

Today, I was watching my 3 year old brother. He asked me to get him a cookie and I said, "What's the magic word?" He looked at me angrily and said "Bitch, please." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 23:33 - Sweden - Ljungby

Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML

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Lock him up!

By ffs - 15/10/2022 00:00

Today, my five-year-old son threatened to kill another kid at school. I told the teacher I would have a talk with my son about how that’s not okay. The teacher replied that I’d better call the cops in case he “follows through.” Did I mention the kid is five? FML

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Friday 29 March 2013 9:48

You cant blame it completely on the child. You being his parent are responsible for his development.

CareFace 16

Friday 29 March 2013 9:46

Kids these days grow up so fast...

Comments

naiveprophet 15

Sunday 31 March 2013 8:07

When I was a kid, I gave my aunt the middle finger, not entirely understanding what it meant. It was something I'd seen other kids doing at school. It's very likely that the same happened with your 5-year-old. I got a good stern talking-to, and that's all it took for me to stay curse-free in front of my family for, well, forever.

Mahtari 19

Sunday 31 March 2013 10:19

My sides.

cf1313 6

Monday 1 April 2013 1:45

Ya you defiantly need to talk to him and if he doesn't stop punish him or take his stuff away

chuckcloninger 12

Monday 1 April 2013 1:48

You have a budding family terrorist there. You MUST find out who is teaching him this shit and take action to get him away from this person even if its a family member. Can you imagine him in his first day of school? You have a long difficult road ahead teaching him to "unlearn" and replace it with appropriate behavior. If not , I see prison in his future.

glitz1234 6

Monday 1 April 2013 2:17

ho-le shiz nit

CharDee 15

Tuesday 2 April 2013 2:11

Its okay I'd one curse word would of slipped out but don't let you children curse you out. The need some Discipline and structure.

jlujan00_fml 9

Monday 6 May 2013 21:27

You fail

shinedown00 4

Wednesday 15 May 2013 22:44

Discipline Learn it it's ok to straighten them up one in a while

AliciaMeow 12

Tuesday 21 May 2013 20:26

Discipline him. Give him a spanking. Take something away from him. Do some parenting!

legendxs 20

Tuesday 28 May 2013 10:34

I was never like that when I was 5... That's because I was afraid that my father would give me a knuckle sandwich if I do shit like this... So spank him for those words and for every bad word spank him 2 times. Ground him also.