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By void bowels() { cry(); } - 26/11/2014 20:45 - United Kingdom - Caerphilly

Today, I came home late from work. As I got out of my car, I noticed a child-shaped silhouette in my bedroom window. I almost shat myself, since I live alone. I searched the whole house, sobbing in fear, only to find no trace of whatever or whoever I'd seen. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 23:12 - Canada

Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked through the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched the house, and found nothing missing. I went back inside and looked through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML

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By haunted - 24/11/2011 20:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML

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By fsfs - 17/08/2013 16:27 - Germany - Kiel

Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen. I was freaked out, but I followed him in. There was nobody in the room. I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house. FML

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Supernatural

By rongo12 - 11/05/2012 21:41

Today, I was heading to the bathroom when I clearly saw a little boy walking into my bedroom. My wife and I live alone, and I screamed at the top of my lungs, thinking he was a ghost. Turns out my wife collected him from school for a friend, and I just didn't hear them arrive. FML

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By NeverLookingAgain - 30/12/2015 04:16 - United States

Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML

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Scaredy cat

By amazinghermit - 25/11/2014 04:21 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I spent an hour in my car terrified to go inside because I thought my house was being burgled. I saw rapid shadows in the light of my lounge. Eventually I plucked up the courage to creep inside with a rock to find it wasn't a robber. It was my cats, fighting in front of a toppled lamp. FML

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By Lilly_28 - 11/08/2009 14:01 - United States

Today, I was home alone. I didn't expect anyone to be anywhere near home, so when I got out of the shower, I walked to the living room, naked, to get the tv remote for my room. Only to find the UPS guy standing at our glass front door. I screamed... so did he. FML

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By shelbylove115 - 22/02/2013 05:35 - United States - Nevada City

Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML

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Brain fart

By jonjon - 13/06/2010 13:16 - United States

Today, after spending the evening with friends, I went home and realized that the living room light was on. Thinking someone was robbing me, I hid behind a bush. I got impatient and crept up to the door. Then I remembered that I'd left the light on before I left. FML

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By Nell - 30/06/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML

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Thursday 27 November 2014 0:19

Looks like it's time to nope out of that place

twistedtwincity 17

Thursday 27 November 2014 0:21

That's almost as nerve racking as hearing the sound of children laughing when you live alone.

Comments

Hasselhoffart 15

Thursday 27 November 2014 0:59

If you were home alone, and heard a fart, would you laugh or be scared?

queenjordan777 3

Thursday 27 November 2014 2:33

Lol i leave then laugh on the way to moms house

Metal_Chick 15

Friday 28 November 2014 7:18

I would probably have a hard time debating whether it came out of me or not.

dannnngthatsux 19

Thursday 27 November 2014 1:00

void main() { {string call(priest);} {string run(like_hell);} {string sell(house);} bool live = true; }

caitlin547 13

Thursday 27 November 2014 1:56

Is that java coding I see

Compgeek1996 5

Thursday 27 November 2014 4:56

40 It's not Java. Maybe C or C++, something like that.

Meettitan 14

Thursday 27 November 2014 5:18

while(ghost.isPresent) { run(); }

Phxntxm 0

Thursday 27 November 2014 22:19

40 no it's not Java, unless it's a language I don't know then it's not correct coding.

Meettitan 14

Friday 28 November 2014 1:09

if(self.secondsSpentWatchingGhost > 30) { goInsane(); } goInsane() { self.kill(); }

ruxtain 15

Friday 28 November 2014 6:51

def what_to_do(a_while): time.sleep(a_while) if child_shape_silhouette.appear(): return 'time for a new place to leave' else: return 'calm down, maybe it's hallucination'