Miscellaneous: Today, I came home to find a BMW partially blocking my driveway....

By Stoopid - 07/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I came home to find a BMW partially blocking my driveway. I was already having a bad day, and was upset that some stuck up fool blocked my driveway, so I keyed the driver's side. 5 minutes later my parents show up. The BMW was a graduation gift for me. FML

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By jason - 24/04/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

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By Badday - 25/10/2009 04:38 - Canada

Today, I went on a date with a girl that I really like. I picked her up from her house, and as I was pulling out of her driveway, I hit her dad's BMW, knocking off the bumper. FML

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By Nchristine - 27/05/2010 20:59 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2023 11:00 - Australia

Today, I went to pick my daughter up from school, only to find that a contractor had parked his car across my driveway. After squeezing my car out, I went to drive out of my street, only to find it had been blocked off. I drove in the other direction to find that a bulldozer was blocking the other end. FML

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Lies and love don't mix

By Gregoree - 16/04/2022 00:01

Today, I borrowed my mom’s BMW to impress my new girlfriend. I'd told her that I owned an accounting firm, so I had to look the part. Today was also the day someone decided to rear-end us. That someone happened to be my boss at Burger King. Let’s just say, the cat’s out of the bag and I’m single now. FML

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By Wathaveidone - 12/07/2021 02:01

Today, I saw a sketchy looking person frustratingly trying to open a BMW in the parking lot where I work. I ran outside to confront him and call the cops. Turns out, not only was he the owner of that vehicle, but he was one of our company’s biggest donors. FML

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By carlyalexia - 28/08/2020 20:01

Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML

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You deserved it 626

By wtfman101 - 28/08/2009 14:56 - United States

Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 06:12

Today, during a driving lesson, I accidentally rear-ended a BMW at a traffic light. The number plate was "Law Man." FML

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By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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NGM_47 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 23:08

WOW!! you're stupid...even if it wasn't yours, you shouldn't have done that, you're just rude!! YDI x 100!!

xlol_fml 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 23:07

What an overreaction o_O

Comments

warhorse57 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 15:35

You're a spoiled brat with a bad temper. Serves you right for being such an a$$.

Master_Cylinder 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 15:40

Like 250 people have already said something along the lines of this, but... **** your life you spoiled overreactive bitch.

Mag_The_Chodja 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 15:41

Wow, epic phale. xD You totally deserve it, dude. Like, you deserve it so much that it's almost not funny. I don't care how bad of a day you're having, keying someone else's car just because they're inconveniencing you is a major party foul. Do you realize how much a paint job costs? Congrats on the keyed up BMW, though, as 'lucky' as you may be. lol Funny shit.

girlinorange 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 15:42

you're an asshole, you need anger management.

mils_fml 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 15:48

not fml u got a BMW go get a paint job

iloveericmaynor 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 16:08

you need MAJOR ander management. you go punch your pilow when youre having a bad day or you go throw a few back at the bars... you dont key random cars. i think you deserve a whole lot more shit then just a keyed car. if i was your parents i wouldnt have given you the car after all.

Acidwash1987 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 16:10

you're a ****. you would key someones car cause they blocked you driveway. Thats just no, serves you right that you keyed your own car jerk.

screamapillar 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 17:08

you got a BMW for graduating? if you think your life is f, you can have mine!

petite_poptart 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 17:51

What makes you think its OK to do that? I cant tell you how happy/unhappy I am that the car is yours Happy since all you did was damage your own car Unhappy since you don't deserve that car also did you ever think that there might have been some valid reason it was there in the first place?