Transportation: Today, I came home to find a note on my door. I thought it was...

By kittyd - 28/01/2011 05:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a note on my door. I thought it was from my elderly disabled neighbors thanking me for cleaning off their snow covered car, since about 6 inches came down. It was from them, only it said I owed them for damages to their car. Damages that were already there. FML

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By lk26 - 08/02/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2015 21:16 - United States - Newark

Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML

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By rholt - 14/01/2014 06:48 - United States - Baldwin City

Today, as I was taking out the trash, I spotted my cute neighbor doing the same. In a rush to get out before he went back inside, I slipped on my iced-over porch. I passed out and woke up with a note on my chest saying, "I unlocked your door but you were too heavy to drag inside". FML

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By ZINGER - 14/11/2009 06:02 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that I left my headlights on last night. I found out by the headlights of my car smashed and a post-it note on my windshield saying "you accidentally left your headlights on... I took care of that for you". FML

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Glassed

By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

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By imcold - 30/12/2012 07:32 - United States

Today, a stranger was kind enough to plow my driveway during a blizzard. However, they were not kind enough to leave their number after plowing the front end of my car. FML

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By fuckedalready - 03/02/2009 12:40 - United States

Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML

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You deserved it 36 093

My dear neighbor

By Anonymous - 22/02/2020 18:00

Today, I had a very sweet and romantic love note brutally scratched into the door of my brand new car. It was addressed to Cindy. Cindy lives next door. FML

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By Lindso1 - 06/07/2018 01:30

Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML

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TheOptimist 0

Friday 28 January 2011 12:14

Egg their house.

MassEffectNerd 0

Friday 28 January 2011 12:15

kick them off their wheelchairs.

Comments

afdude87 6

Friday 28 January 2011 12:30

it's ok they're just old and will forget soon anyway

KrazieKleo 13

Friday 28 January 2011 12:33

Next time don't be so kind...jackasses:@

RinnieRiot 9

Friday 28 January 2011 12:34

Lol, you shouln't have done that for them

Doortje 29

Friday 28 January 2011 12:41

Ugh, stupid ungrateful people. Unfortunately, it's your word against theirs.

nightchild03 0

Friday 28 January 2011 19:49

They are old meaning all they do is watch out their windows all day. They watched OP do the deed, maybe even recorded it, then waited for you to leave went and damaged their car and sent you a bill. People suck.

Doortje 29

Friday 28 January 2011 19:55

They watched OP do the deed and sent the bill to me? :O Damn, my life sucks.

FYLDeep 25

Friday 28 January 2011 12:49

They're probably disabled because someone like the OP kicked their asses for pulling some shit like that.

Mirorbo 26

Friday 28 January 2011 12:58

They have no evidence to back up the claim that you made the damages. Forget about it and move on with your life, darling!~

insanesna1l 0

Friday 28 January 2011 13:08

My thoughts too.

horoshak 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 18:04

it's their word against his, and he did violate a law by messing with their car. they're just d-bags

rattusrattus 18

Friday 28 January 2011 13:06

They sound like Daily Mail Readers. Even though the USA wouldn't get the Daily Mail. They fit that archetype. Old, rude and have a feeling of superiority.