By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 05:13 - United States

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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
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You deserved it 150
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It_Doesnt_Matter 0

HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.

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phillip1337 0

seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!

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Suzumebachi 5

Everybody thinks this is hilarious (which it is), but this is from a picture on the internet!

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TheLover21795 2

The ONLY FML I have EVER marked as a "favorite"! xD That is the most hilarious thing I have ever seen! Haha I almost died a little inside of laughing do hard! (:

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DarkMarkInTheSky 9

Favorite FML so far. Seriously, that mom wins.

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SushiSashi 8

You guys? This guy just made this up or ripped it off of someone else. I saw the exact same thing on a funny pictures app.

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repost_police 4

Saw this on reddit you sir are a thief. Gotcha bitch.

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cjdaman18 1

well look at it this way atkeast you cant get the sock pregnant you should thank your mom

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gerzayngh 5

Omfg LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL. I read this when I am having a bad day lmfao

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