Intimacy: Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack... - FML

By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 05:13 - United States

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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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It_Doesnt_Matter 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 16:06

HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.

phillip1337 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 16:07

seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!

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pushing_through 1

Wednesday 21 September 2011 14:43

First favorite!!

naughty_angel94 0

Tuesday 11 October 2011 5:47

Dude, sorry ur mom did that, but damn that is so damn funny. I love it. :)

rheitlauf 5

Sunday 16 October 2011 14:50

Why would you wank off with a sock? Im a girl and even that kinda sounds like it would hurt to me... o.O and I love your mom, give her a high five for me :)

weesnaw_08 7

Sunday 16 October 2011 16:55

Haha. I can tell your mother loves you very much.

lexanianna 11

Sunday 23 October 2011 17:07

Hahahahaha that's hilarious! Go mum!

RainbowDash1001 0

Monday 24 October 2011 21:05

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

onetogether666 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 21:42

HAHAHA!

kiral_fml 2

Tuesday 1 November 2011 22:24

That's kinda sweet in a REALLY creepy way

wolleiy 3

Tuesday 29 November 2011 6:09

Seriously.. What's wrong with you Americans jacking off in a god damn sock.. What's wrong with you people?

Baluvagyok 7

Monday 19 December 2011 4:21

Thats cold

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