By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 05:13 - United States

Spicy
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
I agree, your life sucks 507
You deserved it 150
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

It_Doesnt_Matter 0

HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.

633 15
phillip1337 0

seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!

293 6

Comments

redhead6 9

Three years later and I still find it hilarious. Best. FML. Ever.

1 0
Chewiie513 0

That is too sad but funny

0 0
smitzer 7

And you played with your little buddy that night didnt uou

0 0
SiguelMerrano 0

I bet u cant look at your mom till this day not thinking bout that

0 0
Pedr0_fml 6

Like For real the same stuff happened to me...but she thought it was the alcohol since I was drinking the previous day

0 0
Razman201 14

OMFG that was hilarious. And another favourite to my list. Maybe the funniest FML i've read XD

1 0