By pittmanw - 18/07/2016 02:54 - United States - Jackson

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Today, I came home to find my girlfriend in bed with another guy. On top of it all he stole my favorite underwear. FML
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MandyO 15

Of course stealing someone else's girlfriend is wrong, but also stealing someone's underwear? That's nasty.

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dying_to_know 25

I wouldn't try get either of them back.

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SpyroMello 29

Ah yes, #14 I have never been faithful to my boyfriend and I treat him lower than the dirt under my shoe. He's just an ATM for me and I spread my legs for everyone else. *sarcasm* Seriously though, not all girls are skanks, you just happen to pick all the wrong ones or tricked by them. That or you're a gay guy who just really is repulsed by women.

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Etweens96 25

Ok 1. With the underwear situation: gross. 2. Dump that ****'s butt and make the lover buy you new underwear

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puppies4life 10

Actually I think that your girlfriend is what's on top of it all

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shannon_zussman 16

So the underwear is most important now?

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DoomedGemini 37

"On top of it all" kinda like "if that wasn't bad enough". So no, the underwear isn't most important but I think it's safe to say it's like rubbing salt in the wound.

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BodyElectric 18

Sorry, OP. I hope your misery is....brief.

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Dvillish_fml 7

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go back to their bed, Then strangle those two!

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BananEnigma 24

What's with you and the bad poetry? You've done this on every FML today....

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xkbz510 13

I think you meant to write ex-girlfriend op. sorry for that. it will be better in the future.

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finchy420 12

Maybe he wanted his boys to meet your boys.

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Muerteds 18

I think you mean, "On top of her, he stole my favorite underwear."

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