One night stand

By Anonymous - 14/10/2010 02:12 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I woke up in bed with no pillows. I think the guy I slept with stole them. FML
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Chinnithy 0

you should sleep with him again and steal them back

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Freeze_fml 16

This is why you don't have sex with random people.

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megamandude455 10

no 12, I don't feel ya.

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sugarr0babby0 0

Kay. ? whoop Dee doo. someone stole your pillows ? Get off FML, stop complaining, and Go buy some more.

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Elixa 0

So do you sleep with bums or something, who steals pillows? were the pillow cases Egyptian cotton, if so what was the thread count? I just need a good visual image of these now!

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DancinChikk 0

Probly is using them to do someone else! Hahaha that sucks! Trust no one.....

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Freeze_fml 16

This is why you don't have sex with random people.

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Schizomaniac 24

...so they don't steal your pillows. Exactly.

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MissErikaHart 0

well if she took the time to get to know the guy then she would have found out he is a pillow thief, possibly

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

I hope you're joking, Erika. That makes no sense whatsoever.

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MissErikaHart 0

of course I was joking

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boyguydudemalema 0

maybe your pillows gave more satisfaction than you did.

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kyani 19

That's what you get for sleeping with hobos.

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