By Anonymous - 18/07/2016 01:02 - United States - Mio

Today, I woke up in the hospital after my sister saved me from "hanging" myself. In reality, my sister choked me because I ate her last chicken nugget. FML
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PhoenixChick 26

If she choked you enough to make you unconscious, then lied about it in such a serious way, report her to every authority you can. That's not sibling rivalry, that's dangerous and mentally unstable.

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peckerbeak22 14

Sounds like your sister needs an ass beatin

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AerynX3 10

Sibling rivalry a big thing at your house?

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risher01 16

Aren't siblings just fantastic?

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smallfeetbigtoes 7

I hope you are spending your time planning your revenge.

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PhoenixChick 26

If she choked you enough to make you unconscious, then lied about it in such a serious way, report her to every authority you can. That's not sibling rivalry, that's dangerous and mentally unstable.

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Welshite 39

Yup. My sister tried to kill me twice by strangulation, and nearly succeeded the second time. And all because I was looking at her pack of stickers. She's still 100% certified insane as an adult.

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Transwiththeplan 4

Update from original poster; told parents. Laughed at me, before I started to cry. Suddenly, they realise I'm not joking. So, my sister might (although I'm one hundred percent sure will) be living with my aunt and uncle.

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Joshawott 21

It's a real shame they didn't believe you at first, but at least it seems like they've come around and realised who was clearly at fault. I hope things work out for you OP. I mean, I can understand getting a little irked by someone eating your last chicken nugget, but to choke them enough to warrant a hospital visit? There's so over the line that I don't think they can see it any more.

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Morigyn 9

It's good that she won't be able to hurt you anymore, but I sincerely hope you press charges. My brother did the same to me and I've regretted not pressing charges ever since, he got to hurt a lot more people after me. Please, please don't let her do the same.

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RosaMaravillosa 10

agreed, that's is a very dangerous situation.

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leafynitemare 24

Couldn't avoid liking your comment. While I definitely agree, I rarely vote on comments. My OCD told me I had to add a like to bring your number of likes to 666. Sorry not sorry.

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childproofpizza 19

My sister tried to strangle me with an extension cord, right as I was blacking out I elbowed her in the face. She didn't get in trouble but I did.

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chosha_fml 26

Set that record straight ASAP. What a bitch!

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khadishja 12

your sister must be very passionate about her chicken nuggets.

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soulreaper12296 28

Please tell me that you told someone what actually happened. She obviously needs help if she choked you so bad that you needed to go to a hospital all because of a chicken nugget; and you don't need to be there with people constantly keeping an eye on you because they think you tried killing yourself.

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Bearsmomma 30

see #15-Joshawott scratch that....it disappeared

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Bearsmomma 30

annnd, it's back but with a different name.

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Skycop_S 23

Next time wear a collar with spikes and eat all her nuggets

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Calingaladha 21

Jesus, if she'd do that for a chicken nugget, I'd hate to see what she's willing to do for a Klondike bar. But seriously, tell someone.

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