Miscellaneous: Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and...

By Anonymous - 27/09/2013 19:08 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML

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By brbkillingmyself - 08/08/2015 22:52 - United States

Today, in the second week of August, hell has come to earth; my mom has been playing Christmas music all afternoon and is already searching online for decorations. I hope she buys a length of rope to go with them, because I've already given up on life. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 21:31 - Ireland

Today, I've had my tenth "Christmas" dinner since Christmas last took place. My mum has gone nuts and keeps playing Christmas music, making these dinners, and refusing to let me take down the Christmas decorations. My dad is too whipped to save us from this hell. FML

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By The Christmas Grinch - 18/11/2010 22:33 - Canada

Today, I woke up to my yard covered in snow, Christmas music playing loudly, and my noisy, obnoxious aunt and her three year old twin daughters playing and screaming. They're going to be living with us until after the winter holidays. It's only November 18th. FML

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By Me - 26/11/2011 23:10 - United States

Today, my neighbors coated their house in flashing Christmas lights and blared out "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" all day long. Only 29 days left until Christmas. FML

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By lauramarie - 23/07/2011 14:18 - Canada

Today, as I was hung over from a concert and refusing to get out of bed, my dad decided to hook up his top notch speaker system and play Christmas music that shook the house. It's July. Let the family weekend begin. FML

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By fml - 02/11/2016 08:45 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, the mall I work at started playing Christmas songs on repeat. It's the beginning of November. FML

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By unhappyelf - 14/11/2011 21:53 - United States

Today, my boss insisted that we get in the holiday mood by putting up lights, playing Christmas music, and wearing bells on our uniforms. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I can't even have a tinkle without full-blown jingling. FML

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By James - 18/12/2012 02:28 - United States

Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2014 22:39 - United States - Whittier

Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, after telling my bosses how much I dislike the Christmas holiday, they assigned ME to organize and host a holiday party for our whole company, with a “Mariah Carey Christmas Karaoke.” I hate Christmas. FML

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Saturday 28 September 2013 1:17

Happy Holidays....ALL of them

Misskreher 30

Saturday 28 September 2013 1:17

Everybody has that true little kid in them. They just can't wait for presents.

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deemarie13 14

Monday 30 September 2013 5:34

I have an agreement with my mom that we don't bust out the Christmas CDs until after thanksgiving. Even after the CD with grandma got run over by a reindeer went missing. >_>

burritosrgood 12

Monday 30 September 2013 5:51

Yay! SOUNDS LIKE FUN TO ME!!!

burritosrgood 12

Monday 30 September 2013 5:52

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way...

nunnsii92 9

Monday 30 September 2013 11:20

I love your parents!! Trade?

0utland 18

Monday 30 September 2013 21:21

Your parents are awesome! I'd love to have christmas spirit before december comes :D

datburn 9

Tuesday 1 October 2013 3:20

oh boy. I feel for ya, not a Christmas guy, more of Halloween

JohnTheLad 13

Tuesday 1 October 2013 8:30

Why they do dis? Slow down on that Christmas train.

LynxieLynx 17

Thursday 3 October 2013 5:02

Damn, your parents are awesome. My parents don't even do shit. Well they do give me awesome presents.

OddFuturesPupil 5

Saturday 19 October 2013 23:29

Hey! Don't ruin the holiday spirit, buddy! Join in! Have fun! Just kidding, I feel you.

SuperStalker13 5

Monday 11 November 2013 14:27

Dont be a humbug bitch

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