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The Grinch

By Anonymous - 19/12/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, after telling my bosses how much I dislike the Christmas holiday, they assigned ME to organize and host a holiday party for our whole company, with a “Mariah Carey Christmas Karaoke.” I hate Christmas. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Organize an ironic holiday party, with ugly sweather contest, kitch party food potluck (potato candies are delicious), inflatable Santa and reindeers, and a bunch of Hanukkah things mixed into the lot. That will go perfectly with the Mariah Carey Christmas Karaoke. By the way, "Un deux trois quatre cinq bières" is a great ironic Christmas song.

It sounds like your bosses aren't that excited about you either...

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Organize an ironic holiday party, with ugly sweather contest, kitch party food potluck (potato candies are delicious), inflatable Santa and reindeers, and a bunch of Hanukkah things mixed into the lot. That will go perfectly with the Mariah Carey Christmas Karaoke. By the way, "Un deux trois quatre cinq bières" is a great ironic Christmas song.

It sounds like your bosses aren't that excited about you either...

I think the message you were intended to get is “stop complaining.” Take that to heart… We like what we like, and that’s OK in most cases. But nobody wants to hear someone who’s always complaining.