By Anonymous - 17/09/2013 17:23 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 614
You deserved it 4 063

Same thing different taste

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Didn't this happen on an episode of Seinfeld? Kramer left Jerry's door open and his apartment got robbed.

I guess it's time it's time to get a new maid and maybe invest in an alarm.

YeahYeahYeahOK 6

I feel for youre loss. Our garage door was kicked in and several expensive items stolen sat. night. They loaded up the stuff on a truck within feet of where we were sleeping. They even stole the Sam Adams beer from the refrigerator in the garage. At least they left the motorcycles alone...

LilFlutter 10

Sorry for your loss of stuff, but I had to laugh about them stealing the beer but not the bikes!

an0nym0uspers0n 5

you weren't paying enough, so she got you back

icepick23 12

At least you're rich enough to have a housekeeper...count your blessings

Make the housekeeper pay for the losses.

doglover100 28

You need a new housekeeper.