By Anonymous - 17/09/2013 17:23 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML
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I guess you found the person *cough cough* (your housekeeper) who's going to pay for your new stuff

At least the burglar didn't do poop on the table. Is a common burglar thing to do

apparently. you're blaming the housekeeper without any proof? ydi