By kukadaman - 15/03/2010 06:19 - United States

Today, I came home to hear my girlfriend break up with me, over the answering machine, with my entire family in the room. FML
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hXcsoccerplaya 0

haha it's like 'how I met your mother' with the character Natalie!

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Wolfex999 0

Your girlfriends a bitch. You never break up with people over the phone, and defiantly not over a message. Hopefully she didn't say anything, err unneasasary.

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WtFiMdAdDy 0

@ 16, wtf lol Incest is wrong in so many ways (no pun intended)

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ownedthawte 0

well **** her, time to date rosey palms again :-)

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ownedthawte 0

learn English or gtfo. talking like a "thug" on the net makes you look like a 8 year old

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supernaturalfan 0

My ex did the same thing the morning of my first college final

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KurouTenshi 0

that's not too bad, she couldve done it over YouTube with the entire WORLD watching. either way, there's always the alternative: Palmela Handerson ;)

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KurouTenshi 0

thanks.+I%27m+glad+you+saw.+%0Acould+you+please+explain+what+I+did%3F+I+have+no+idea.+LOL

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KurouTenshi 0

the mobile is being annoying... :D and I still like Pop•Tarts!!!

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DittoToo 0

Who the F still uses an answering machine? Or are you just reminiscing about something that happened to you in 1986?

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FMLrockzdude 0

it happens to the best of us (me) FYL and FML

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Fminetoo 0

FYL, I also was just dumped via voicemail.

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