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By Noname - 25/02/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, I came home to tell my parents about my new nose job I got about a month ago. My mom always told me I should get one, so I didn't tell her right away to see if she would notice. I was home for about 20 minutes before she asked me, "so when are you getting that nose job?" FML

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By Crampon - 27/03/2009 19:15 - United States

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Melly_fml 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 1:47

this isn't ****** because of her not noticing the nose job, it's ****** that she even told you that in the first place! and that you listened!

blah_blah_shity 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 2:37

this makes me appreciate my mom so much more. she's proud of her offspring. your mom sucks. tell her its her genes- you got it from her and back the **** off.

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Melly_fml 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 1:47

this isn't ****** because of her not noticing the nose job, it's ****** that she even told you that in the first place! and that you listened!

Sillys1 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 1:50

i agree with #2 but not about the being respectful...

Inkspell 2

Thursday 26 February 2009 1:58

This user got so many fml's up the past few days. x.x..a lot!

sillypun 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 1:58

maybe there is a problem with your face and it isn't your nose?

holynemesis1208 3

Thursday 26 February 2009 2:18

what a waste of money, huh.

adelaide_evening 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 2:20

#11, I think the poster can probably tell when their own mother is kidding about getting plastic surgery. But I agree with everyone else, it sounds like the issue is with your mother, not your nose.

brlemus 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 2:35

I think your mother has some big issues she needs to deal with, and you should just love yourself the way you are.

blah_blah_shity 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 2:37

this makes me appreciate my mom so much more. she's proud of her offspring. your mom sucks. tell her its her genes- you got it from her and back the **** off.