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By sadgf - 25/02/2009 21:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said that being with me was his payment for past sins. FML

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By flowerging - 11/04/2013 04:53 - United States - Stony Brook

Today, I offered to pay my boyfriend to buy me flowers. He still refused. FML

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By Kitty - 23/04/2009 08:54 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend told me he needed to reconsider coming to see me for financial reasons. I'm the one paying for the airfare, giving him a place to stay, and covering his expenses while he's here. FML

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Top comments

sillypun 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 1:41

I'm glad he fully appreciates you.

pizzle 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 3:06

you mean your EX-boyfriend, right?

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sillypun 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 1:41

I'm glad he fully appreciates you.

cassdede 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 5:18

me and it bf would get along

greenman_fml 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 1:42

The Lord works in mysterious ways...

suziebear21 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 1:48

Was he like..joking? Either way that's pretty harsh haha.

Sillys1 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 1:53

how rude!!! i say dump him

MCart_fml 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 1:56

I'm torn on this one... I would need to hear the other side of the story before voting... either way it was a very rude thing to say.

corocoro 30

Friday 16 August 2013 12:23

Why? Either he's an insensitve ass, in which case OP should leave him. Or OP is a terrible girlfriend, in which case he should leave her. Neither option calls for saying what he did.

know_your_role 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 2:13

not rude at all.

Simea 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 3:05

Oh great. Religion screwing with more relationships. How wonderful...

pizzle 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 3:06

you mean your EX-boyfriend, right?

KenMcGormick 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 4:01

welll... make his statement come true

skallagrim 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 4:56

Damn, you just got bitch slapped by God... I hope you've got a good counter-attack...

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