By myself - 30/01/2012 05:24 - Canada

Today, I came home to the nanny passed out on the couch from too much alcohol, my 2-year-old alone and locked in the bathroom, and my house in a complete wreck. To top it off, it's the day my mother-in-law, who hates me, is coming to visit from New York. FML
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mamamiaaa_fml 12

Call the popo on the nanny for child endangerment who cares about the mother-in-law in a situation like this?

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itsmygoodlife 4

Wow. Great nanny.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Fire the bitch and say you were robbed

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TehShowstopper 6

and you are spending your time on fml and not cleaning up?

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shot3 0

Good time for Nanny 911??? No really, report that shit, That's f'ed up....:/

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raybeam76 0

that's what you get for hiring a nanny instead of taking care of your own kid!

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ziggyzoola 3

you sound like an awful mom. what sort of mother leaves her two-year old at home to go drinking?

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cuddles6350439 4

Are you stupid?? She said that the NANNY was drunk, not that SHE was drunk. You sound like an awful person. You can't even read.

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la6437 0

Why not do something about it instead of moaning on fml?!

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daytoday21 10

Wow that's awful, glad your kids ok. Should have vetted her better?

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