By Julie - 25/12/2012 03:20 - United States - East Brunswick

Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML
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ninjaboy18 6

Looks like Santa and your mom had a good time.

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GothickNihilist 15

Maybe she parted with that 14 year old and Thomas..

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zonegoofy 5

Her and Thomas effed some things up! Lol

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LolPieRofl 11

Thomas and a 14 year old? Thats kind of pedo cause its probably a 40 year old mom

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winkydog4056 16

#26_*partied? That was after she walked in to two 6 year olds comparing their wanker sizes.

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ninjaboy18 6

Looks like Santa and your mom had a good time.

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oj101 33

I hear Ke$ha likes bearded guys.

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yuri63f6 7

I saw mommy - doing nasty unspeakable things to - santa claus~ underneath the mistletoe last night...

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emilyjgraham 34

15, if I remember the statistics right the average sex session is between 8 and 10 minutes. Are you one of these people that HAS to go on for longer? I'm not sure if I speak for all women and men but some of us enjoy quick sessions so we don't want it to last half an hour EVERY time. :)

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DKjazz 20

I hope Santa"wrapped" his "present".

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cr3ativity 15

Well at least your grandmother in law will have a better view of you when she gets pictures of this. :)

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Synistiel 14

Awh :( I know how it feels to have Christmas ruined. I hope the rest of your Christmas goes well.

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KelseyDaBoyz 21

I know that 19, it was suppose to be a joke because of the mother being drunk but obviously no one got it.

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cr3ativity 15

But we know that the mother is drunk. The quote itself is supposed to be used as a joke. By putting a "joke" (as you call it) within that joke, you're going all Leonardo DiCaprio on it and making my head spin.

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Sandsh8rk 36

and besides, it's sorta depressing to see your mother like that in what is supposed to be a happy day...

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nerdking21 10

You mean to tell me that's not a normal Christmas?

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MrSassypants 32

Yeah, everyone knows a normal Christmas is when you are surrounded by family members you don't know other than them being at Christmas parties and children crying because they didn't get what they wanted. Give or take a few drunken uncles of course.

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Sputnikspak 13

The drunken uncles in my family don't show up at Christmas. They show up at funerals. And then have a fistfight on the front lawn. Not joking.

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alycion 38

Pick the tree up, rewrap the gifts and call a rehab facility?

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btstig 11

After you give mom a swift **** Punt!

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