By myself - 30/01/2012 05:24 - Canada

Today, I came home to the nanny passed out on the couch from too much alcohol, my 2-year-old alone and locked in the bathroom, and my house in a complete wreck. To top it off, it's the day my mother-in-law, who hates me, is coming to visit from New York. FML
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mamamiaaa_fml 12

Call the popo on the nanny for child endangerment who cares about the mother-in-law in a situation like this?

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itsmygoodlife 4

Wow. Great nanny.

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mosquito19 14

let me guess, your nanny got drunk off your alcohol.

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sharktat2 10

This fml sounds like a nightmare...hope it all gets better...as far as the nanny goes she definitely needs to be arrested!

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roflmaotff 0

Awsome choice in who I leave ur kid with terrible thumbs down

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beckaxoxo 5

Well i was adopted so whats wrong with that? And im pretty sure the mom didnt do it in purpose so calm down everyone.

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OmNomNomCookies 0

That's why you don't hire illegals to watch your kids.

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JayJavaMonsterr 10

Uhmmm... yeah, you seriously need to find a new nanny...

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RNS1997 0

Yeah, really. It sounds like a movie.

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thatsmylyfe 13

I would most definitely call the police on the nanny for endangering a child AND neglect!!! NO EXCUSES UNBELIEVABLE!!

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