Miscellaneous: Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and...

By teriyaki124 - 21/03/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML

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By TedX - 19/08/2020 20:07

Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 05:13 - United States

Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML

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By augh - 10/12/2010 08:24

Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don't need to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML

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By EchoDearEcho - 04/02/2010 14:52 - Australia

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML

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By Asterisk1009 - 29/06/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML

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By Karim - 12/12/2012 05:29 - France - Aix-en-provence

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2018 19:00

Today, I told my parents that I'm a smoker. My mother started crying, and said she worried I was gay, but this is almost as bad. That lead on to part two of my confession. FML

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By bopbop - 20/05/2009 01:21 - United States

Today, my brother came out to our family as being gay. My mother starting crying because she "wanted grandchildren." I told her that I was planning on having children. She started crying harder. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2016 13:49 - United States - Chevy Chase

Today, I came out of the closet, after years of fear and shame, thanks to my mom making me to go to a church full of fundies my whole life. In the end, I was in tears. All I got was a frown and a "So? Want a medal or something?" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 06:47 - United States

Today, after weeks of thinking and playing every outcome possible in my head, I told my parents I'm gay. My dad nodded and didn't even look up from his book; my mom told me to go to the doctor if it starts to itch. FML

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NorfolkDude 2

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:05

Well I guess sometimes when you feel a certain way, you fear that others won't accept you. However, sometimes it's just obvious that someone you know is gay, so perhaps she just meant "duh" as a way to say she knew all along. Don't stress it. You said it, and it sounds like you were torn apart between your mother accepting you or not. Whether or not she accepts you, you said what you needed to say, and you no longer need to think about it.

CheeseGirl 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:03

Did she say duh in a bad way or did she accept you? Sounds to me like she knew and doesn't care. Def. not a FML situation, more like a Awesome Accepting Mom situation, if she does that is.

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Speedyblurr 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:41

This FML in four words: "I'm a flaming ****"

Kranface 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:42

Don't worry, those epic speeches never actually work the way they're supposed to. When I came out to my girlfriend (yeah, I know), I had told her for a week or so that I needed to talk to her about something, and I had a huge speech planned too. The night I was ready to tell her, she jokingly said 'Are you gay?' and there went my whole speech! It sounds like your mom will be pretty accepting of things too, which will make life a lot easier. Best of luck in the coming out process!

awesome_king 3

Saturday 11 September 2010 2:54

You came out to your gf? how is that possible?

Tehalon 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:47

FYL for being a wuss that starts crying over things like that! You're a disgrace to the male gender! Unless you're female then you were just acting femalish and there is nothing to worry about.

shempi_fml 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:51

I wish everyone's coming out speeches would go as well as yours did. :]

ladedum 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:56

hahaha i laughed but then i said "awwww" out loud. therefore - im thinking not a fml moment at all.

nacht_fml 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:56

dont see what the problem is to be honest. it should be a sigh of relief on your part. it seems like she already knows or she already knows and doesnt care. you're free to live your life

lolfml_fml 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:58

see, at least she's fine with it. i managed to say my whole speech to my parents and they still ask me if it's a phase. you should be happy that she's ok with who you are. wow at #24. you're ridiculous.