By Anonymous - 23/09/2009 08:46 - Malaysia

Today, I came to a realization that the closest people to me in my life, the ones who are warm and welcoming, who're happy to see me, who honestly wanna know how I've been and how I feel, whose smiles make me feel warm and fuzzy inside, are the baristas at Starbucks, not my actual 'friends'. FML
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my_fml_account 2

if they work at Starbucks, they dont really care how you feel. They're just getting paid to pretend to care.

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Intoxicunt 5

It only makes you feel warm and fuzzy because the coffee is hot. I'll be your friend!

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catryn 0

So? I really like the people at Cosi. Not better than actual friends, though..........

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DollyDoll2 0

Well the Starbucks people are nice

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DameGreyWulf 0

YDI for this FML being too god damned dramatic and long.

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Slicer316 2

I know the feeling lol

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bugmenotmofo 34

your mom has been moderated

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iEuphorical 0

Sorry to break it to you man, but they don't actually care about how you've been or how you feel. They're paid to be nice to you. ):

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mpangz 0

It's true. Any form of business that requires customer service has trained employees to pretend they give a shit. The better the customer service, the more than likely the customer will come back, i.e. you, the OP. :(

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jewelzgalore 0

this fml is beautifully crafted

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