Love and Awkward: Today, I still can't get my ex out of my house. It's been a year... - FML

By Anonymous - 29/04/2019 18:00

Today, I still can't get my ex out of my house. It's been a year and he, "refuses to give up on something special." FML

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By ssenmodnaR - 27/07/2016 16:30

Today, I learned that I'm in that special kind of relationship where my ex thinks we're still married, no matter how many times I tell him that we were divorced over a year ago. FML

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By zks - 24/03/2011 08:53

Today, I received yet more mail for my ex-fiancé. We've been broken up for nearly a year and I've told him multiple times to change his address. Getting his mail is a constant reminder that I haven't dated since. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, I found out why my boyfriend of over a year is so obsessed with cleaning his entire place before I come over. He's been hiding the ex girlfriend that never moved out. FML

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The sunk cost fallacy

By Stephanie - 02/10/2022 20:00

Today, I finally got over my ex and his past of constant lying/cheating/manipulation in our relationship. Only… I'm still living in his house with all of my stuff and my cat, because I've already paid him my half of his mortgage for the next two months. FML

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You deserved it 250

There's still hope, then?

By Anonymous - 07/10/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, my abusive ex came over to my apartment, hoping to "work things out." Not only did we break up more than 13 years ago, but I moved to a different state just to get away from him. FML

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No way

By SingleSoon - 08/01/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I moved my kids and myself into my parents' house. My soon to be ex-husband keeps calling me from different numbers, crying for me to take him back. The sorry bastard kissed his best friend instead of me at midnight on New Year's Day because I was attending to my son who was afraid of fireworks. FML

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By pleasekillme - 19/04/2013 11:44 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, it has been over 3 months since my housemates ended their 1 month long relationship. He's still creepily obsessed with her. He picked the bathroom lock when I was in the shower and tried to get in, and then called me a "fucking c*nt" when he realised it was me in there, not her. FML

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Weirdo freak

By kitkat3308 - 27/09/2013 06:20 - United States

Today, I found out that my controlling, verbally abusive ex-boyfriend from nearly four years ago is still obsessed with me. Apparently, he's told everyone back home that he and I are getting married as soon as I finish college. We haven't spoken in over two years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 173

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By EFFFF - 08/10/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, the ex who I'm still in love with told me he wishes we could be together, but that first I really need to get over the fact that he already has a wife and kids. FML

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Moving on

By Anonymous - 20/01/2024 05:00 - United States - Waunakee

Today, a year after we agreed to a divorce, my wife and I are still married and living together because it's not financially possible for us to split. We get along well enough, but I'm ready to move on. She's already moving on, according to the boyfriend she's been seeing for months. FML

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Monday 29 April 2019 18:25

so i am guessing you haven't actually tried removing him

Ellimac21 14

Monday 29 April 2019 19:17

Is it really your house ? Your name on the paper and everything ? If so, call the cops and report a squat. But then, it depends if you really want your ex out or not.

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weeping_willow 25

Tuesday 30 April 2019 5:38

A year? Have you not tried calling the police to have them escort him out? I don’t feel like we’re getting the whole story here

stormy0307 16

Tuesday 30 April 2019 14:13

He is probably on the lease or it’s his place. Also sounds like he wants the relationship back.

alycion 38

Tuesday 30 April 2019 10:04

If you haven’t filed eviction papers, ydi. If it’s past that time, call the cops because now they can make her leave since it was court ordered. Every area has a process to get an unwanted person out of the house. Just look it up.

zuckerburg 21

Tuesday 30 April 2019 13:21

Anyone who clicked on "I agree your life sucks" should really re-examine their own life choices. Unless your ex is holding you hostage, you have a ******* choice to leave. Grow some god damn balls, and leave. It's 20 ******* 19, there's strong women everywhere around you. Suck it up cupcake, no pity for you!

blueknight1st 26

Tuesday 30 April 2019 16:41

Wait till he goes somewhere and change the locks. Then throw his crap out on the lawn. Problem solved.

Susan Yee 9

Tuesday 30 April 2019 23:47

While he’s gone, packed his stuff and throw them on the curb, and change the locks.

chosha_fml 26

Wednesday 1 May 2019 2:17

Give him a date to be out. Give him packing boxes. Stop speaking to him. After that date, do what others have suggested: pack his things and change the locks.

BLACKHEART46101 10

Sunday 5 May 2019 12:25

I'm over 2.5 years now, my fiancee is annoyed by the whole thing understandably.

paradoxcookie 1

Monday 6 May 2019 3:00

Bring a guy over to make him mad

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