Love, Kids, New year's day and Cheating: No way

No way

By SingleSoon - 08/01/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I moved my kids and myself into my parents' house. My soon to be ex-husband keeps calling me from different numbers, crying for me to take him back. The sorry bastard kissed his best friend instead of me at midnight on New Year's Day because I was attending to my son who was afraid of fireworks. FML

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By ishyboo - 27/02/2016 22:59 - United States - Baraboo

Today, I let my estranged husband move back in with my son and me. Later, his pregnant and underage girlfriend knocked on my door, crying about how her mom kicked her out. I'm such a pushover, they're in my bed and I'm on the couch. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 15:16 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2010 12:17 - United States

Today, I moved back in with my parents in order to help them with the mortgage, so they don't lose the house that has been in our family for three generations. I also found out that I now have a curfew, and so does my husband and our 3 year old son. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2011 11:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that the mother of his children, from whom he is not divorced yet, is moving back into his house because she broke up with her boyfriend and has nowhere to go. FML

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Sounds like a catch

By Theresa - 26/10/2020 13:55

Today, my ex called and said he still loved me. I said I’d move across the country to be with him. Then he said we could live in his dad’s house, so I can protect him from his sister’s best friend, who gave him chlamydia. At the end of call, he said he’s seeing someone and he likes her because she buys him gifts and food. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2009 07:52 - United States

Today, I was out and was having a wonderful time. At exactly midnight, I get a call from my father. He's divorcing my mother. He's also going to Florida with his mistress for the weekend. If that wasn't the best news ever, he'd love if I found an apartment to live in ASAP. FML

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There's still hope, then?

By Anonymous - 07/10/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, my abusive ex came over to my apartment, hoping to "work things out." Not only did we break up more than 13 years ago, but I moved to a different state just to get away from him. FML

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Secrecy

By Anonymous - 15/06/2021 11:01

Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML

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Get out

By Anonymous - 16/03/2021 11:59 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my abusive ex-husband thought it was a good idea to buy the house next door and start living there immediately. Looks like I gotta move. FML

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Hit the road Jack

By Denise - 03/03/2024 03:00 - United States - Palm Beach

Today, my soon-to-be-ex husband threw an epic tantrum, with crying, snotty nose, throwing himself on the floor, grabbing me by my feet, begging me not to leave him, and that he’s “so sorry” after I confronted him about the sexts and nudes he’s been sending to another woman. FML

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Dr_Alex 10

Monday 8 January 2024 22:23

You obviously know more than I do on whether the two had any history and what's going on between them. BUT if this midnight kiss is LITERALLY all that happened and there are no other red flags, etc -- then I would say you are over-reacting. It's kinda a tradition to share a midnight kiss with a friend/partner (remember "Friends"?) and it could be just that (but obviously, there's a difference between a 1-second smooch and Frenching each other for 10 minutes). The dude is sorry and appears to genuinely love you. Don't get me wrong - it's definitely a reason for a good fight. But not a divorce, imho.

core01 30

Tuesday 9 January 2024 3:33

His son is terrified of fireworks and dude is sucking face with some side piece. Wrong priorities

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Dr_Alex 10

Monday 8 January 2024 22:23

core01 30

Tuesday 9 January 2024 3:33

His son is terrified of fireworks and dude is sucking face with some side piece. Wrong priorities

Billsonhamsen 17

Tuesday 9 January 2024 4:09

Maybe but if that's all it is I think she's overreacting.

rgkkk 17

Tuesday 9 January 2024 8:12

Definitelly wrong, but not wrong enough for dividing a family

UniUni 20

Saturday 8 June 2024 3:05

Yeah in Friends, they were all SINGLE at the time. Not married you jackass

L0life29 6

Tuesday 9 January 2024 15:30

there is definitely more to this! in no way would this be divorce worthy!!

Crowned Sataness 12

Wednesday 10 January 2024 14:39

are we talking a quick peck or are we talking with tongue? because if it was just a quick peck you're being absolutely ridiculous

D J's MOM 17

Wednesday 10 January 2024 16:16

if there isn't any more to this story like previous suspect behavior then you definitely overreacted. it was just a new years eve kiss. if it was a romantic kiss and you've had red flags about her, then you did the right thing.