Love and Awkward: Today, I still can't get my ex out of my house. It's been a year... - FML

By Anonymous - 29/04/2019 18:00

Today, I still can't get my ex out of my house. It's been a year and he, "refuses to give up on something special." FML

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Today, I received yet more mail for my ex-fiancé. We've been broken up for nearly a year and I've told him multiple times to change his address. Getting his mail is a constant reminder that I haven't dated since. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, I found out why my boyfriend of over a year is so obsessed with cleaning his entire place before I come over. He's been hiding the ex girlfriend that never moved out. FML

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By Stephanie - 02/10/2022 20:00

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By pleasekillme - 19/04/2013 11:44 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, it has been over 3 months since my housemates ended their 1 month long relationship. He's still creepily obsessed with her. He picked the bathroom lock when I was in the shower and tried to get in, and then called me a "fucking c*nt" when he realised it was me in there, not her. FML

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By kitkat3308 - 27/09/2013 06:20 - United States

Today, I found out that my controlling, verbally abusive ex-boyfriend from nearly four years ago is still obsessed with me. Apparently, he's told everyone back home that he and I are getting married as soon as I finish college. We haven't spoken in over two years. FML

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By EFFFF - 08/10/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, the ex who I'm still in love with told me he wishes we could be together, but that first I really need to get over the fact that he already has a wife and kids. FML

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Moving on

By Anonymous - 20/01/2024 05:00 - United States - Waunakee

Today, a year after we agreed to a divorce, my wife and I are still married and living together because it's not financially possible for us to split. We get along well enough, but I'm ready to move on. She's already moving on, according to the boyfriend she's been seeing for months. FML

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Monday 29 April 2019 18:25

so i am guessing you haven't actually tried removing him

Ellimac21 14

Monday 29 April 2019 19:17

Is it really your house ? Your name on the paper and everything ? If so, call the cops and report a squat. But then, it depends if you really want your ex out or not.

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Monday 29 April 2019 18:25

so i am guessing you haven't actually tried removing him

daengh 15

Monday 29 April 2019 18:51

Eviction. Depending on the laws where you are, you might be able to have the local Sheriff put him out.

evilplatypus 38

Monday 29 April 2019 18:57

Depends on if it’s ex boyfriend or ex husband.

Charlie Coffman_1920149595 18

Tuesday 30 April 2019 3:26

no it actually doesnt

timinator5000 28

Tuesday 30 April 2019 6:47

what difference does that do?

daengh 15

Tuesday 30 April 2019 19:01

How? If it's his/her place and the ex isn't on the lease or mortgage they're a tenant. Tenants can be evicted.

Ellimac21 14

Monday 29 April 2019 19:17

Is it really your house ? Your name on the paper and everything ? If so, call the cops and report a squat. But then, it depends if you really want your ex out or not.

xxWTFxx1981 23

Monday 29 April 2019 19:22

Ex what husband or boyfriend. If ex boyfriend have constable serve 30 day eviction notice and take him to court as long as name not on deed or lease easy enough. If husband should be in separation agreement just have police enforce. End of day a good old fashion bond fire and changing of locks works also lol let him waste his time taking you to court.

TxKitten79 10

Monday 29 April 2019 20:38

Is his name on the house? Do you own or rent? Talk to an attorney about filing an eviction. Unless his name is on the house, then you have to come to an agreement on who's moving out and who's compensating the one who's moving out. It may be lawyer time.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 29 April 2019 21:36

He's probably right. You should give him another chance or fifty.

childlessmother 16

Monday 29 April 2019 21:54

Stop grocery shopping, turn off electric and water then leave for a couple of days. He should leave quickly. Or move in your new boyfriend

bloopaloop 27

Tuesday 30 April 2019 0:26

You’re not really trying to get rid of him

donb23 23

Tuesday 30 April 2019 3:11

Maybe you should kick him out of bed first and see how that goes.

courtalex 5

Tuesday 30 April 2019 3:18

That’s your own fault for allowing that shit. Call the police

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