Love, Poopoo peepee, Social Media and Snapchat: Sound off

Sound off

By Nina - 20/05/2022 12:00

Today, before third period I went to the restroom and tried to take a sexy Snapchat video to surprise my boyfriend. My video was ruined thanks to some slob in the next stall taking the loudest most explosive dump I've ever heard. FML

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You deserved it 2 408

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 282

You deserved it 30 206

By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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You deserved it 6 693

Industrial logs

By wow - 19/02/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 534

You deserved it 36 946

By TheMissMuffly - 31/07/2012 15:53 - United States - Monmouth

Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML

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You deserved it 53 150

Sitcom vibes

By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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You deserved it 48 867

By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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You deserved it 403

By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 473

You deserved it 8 533

Call the cops

By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I took a look at my boyfriend's videocamera. On it were several videos of me on the toilet. My boyfriend has been hiding the videocamera in the bathroom airvent, and taping me taking dumps for the past three months. FML

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You deserved it 4 753

By musicaddict - 10/03/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, the cute boy in my biology class I had been crushing on invited me over to study for a huge test. Once I got to his house, I really had to use the bathroom. I ended ending up taking a huge dump and clogging up his toilet. He had to come plunge it for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 77 369

You deserved it 24 203

By Toilettrash - 06/07/2012 10:51 - United States

Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 948

You deserved it 2 889

Shzusuziq11 10

Friday 20 May 2022 13:38

well, that's what bathrooms are for, NOT making sexy videos

sarsuela 29

Friday 20 May 2022 12:48

Oh no, someone in bathroom made bathroom noises! FML indeed

Comments

sarsuela 29

Friday 20 May 2022 12:48

Oh no, someone in bathroom made bathroom noises! FML indeed

Shzusuziq11 10

Friday 20 May 2022 13:38

well, that's what bathrooms are for, NOT making sexy videos

Rozay333 36

Friday 20 May 2022 14:27

You can literally remove the audio from a Snapchat.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 20 May 2022 15:50

Why did you use "literally?" There's no figure of speech about removing audio from a video. If you had video of baby sheep and removed the sound, you could say you made "Silence of the Lambs," literally.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 20 May 2022 15:31

Or it could be the sexiest video you've ever made if that's your boyfriend's kink.

DanielleinDC 33

Friday 20 May 2022 20:23

What did you expect? You're in a bathroom. People take dumps there.

JackWood 20

Friday 20 May 2022 20:35

Somebodies explosive dump was ruined by your sexy snapchat video

Crowned Sataness 12

Friday 20 May 2022 22:29

if you're still in school you're too damn young to be making those videos anyway. you're probably not even 18 yet which makes that child ****

kitten79TX 5

Saturday 21 May 2022 15:52

Exactly what I said

Vesi 29

Friday 20 May 2022 22:45

So.. someone using a bathroom makes them a slob? Honey, you really need to worry more about grades and getting your education than what other people are doing in the bathroom or sending videos during school hours.