Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. I would be furious...

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By waytooyoung - 30/11/2017 06:03

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. I would be furious if I wasn't appalled by how young the girl looked. I threatened to call the police to see her ID to make sure she wasn't underage. FML.

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