By Anonymous - 16/05/2015 01:17 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I caught my ex trying to slash my car tires with a knife. She actually had the balls to claim she was testing my tire pressure, before power-walking off into the distance like nothing had happened. FML
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_Domster_46 16

Report it to the police and get a restraining order, that bitch sounds crazy to me!

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cutycat136 28

Keep an eye out. She might be back to try that again op.

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KingOfTheLosers 7

she actually had the balls? man you are into some kinky females or should I say shemales..?

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barlos88 19

Tell her that she'll be testing the distance of a restraining order if she pulls that shit again

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munchly 17

That's how I always check my tire pressure :P

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Sqaud00 17

Looks like her car needs a check up too.

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MrConcise 34

"Power-walking...like nothing had happened"? Seems pretty contradictory.

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wakemeupplease 21

time to pack and leave the town crazy ex gf got a knife

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fakedsincerity 32

holy shit. be careful. stuff like that tends to escalate especially if they get away with it the first time.

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worldclassrager 39

Got a buddy that can hold your car in their garage so you don't have to worry about it?

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