Intimacy: Today, I caught my little brother peeping at my friend getting...

By Nicole - 08/07/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, I caught my little brother peeping at my friend getting dressed in the bathroom. When I asked him what he was doing he said "I'm just doing what Ray does to you while you're in the bathroom." Ray is my new step dad. FML

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By soonaked - 30/01/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML

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WTF dude?

By meowtickmeow - 12/03/2010 01:18 - United States

Today, I had a strong feeling that someone was watching me as I was undressing to get ready for bed. I conspicuously moved to the door and threw it open to find my step-brother clearly spying on me. We are the same age, live in the same house three weeks a month and in the same English class. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 05:57 - United States - Spokane

Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML

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That's that, then

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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By ilikeirishducks - 19/06/2009 13:51 - Italy

Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML

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By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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Business is business

By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 06:00

Today, my best friend and I were taking bikini selfies in my backyard hot tub when I caught my little brother peeping and taking photos from around a corner behind us. Now I know how he can afford his vapes, despite not having a job and being in middle school. FML

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By oops - 31/03/2015 01:52 - Australia - Newtown

Today, I needed to pee at my friend's house. His bathroom door is often left closed even if there's no one in there, so I knocked just to make sure. His stepdad opened the door stark naked. FML

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Wednesday 8 July 2009 9:04

OH SNAP! tell your mom? also maybe cover the window?

yeamovelikethat 7

Wednesday 8 July 2009 9:09

i feel horrible for you

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varkey 7

Sunday 9 May 2010 5:06

um confirm your brother isn't lying and then call 911 + also maybe tell your mother confidentially?? on a side note, why don't you have doors?

few12 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 23:56

Atleast you learned something from your little brother?

alexarose 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 3:45

LMAO. that's hysterical!! .....but seriousy call the cops.

tohaveandtohold 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 23:58

WHOA tell ur mom right away! fyl

brt1396 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 6:48

Next time you're in the bathroom find him and yell the crap outta him! Make sure your Mom's home though!

mad_hatter0666 22

Sunday 3 October 2010 7:43

I would be reporting that sick man to the police.

1luv1child1heart 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 8:10

that is disgusting!! tell ur mom and hopefully she will get rid of that pervert. I'm sorry  you must feel so violated.

Jenny_jen_fml 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 17:52

tell your mom that's creepy

steffieee 0

Monday 11 April 2011 4:40

ray... it sounds so pedophile like... ray... RAY... RaY... lol sorry :p

sillygirl13 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 3:23

EEEWWWWWWWW!!!'

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