Intimacy: Today, I needed to pee at my friend's house. His bathroom door...

By oops - 31/03/2015 01:52 - Australia - Newtown

Today, I needed to pee at my friend's house. His bathroom door is often left closed even if there's no one in there, so I knocked just to make sure. His stepdad opened the door stark naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By Shocked - 28/01/2018 19:00

Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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By hellphone_fml - 01/07/2019 20:00

Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML

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By Eminnis - 31/08/2015 03:27 - United States - Woodland Park

Today, I walked in on my dad completely naked. When I expressed my displeasure, he told me to knock next time. I'd agree with him, if he hadn't been standing in the middle of the hallway in our very open living room. FML

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By Cynical - 30/03/2009 03:49 - United States

Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML

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By ohcrap - 08/11/2012 01:41 - United States

Today, while I was sitting on the toilet, my toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor, who I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML

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By OhPleaseNo - 07/04/2020 14:00 - OhPleaseNo

Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

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Doubtful_Judge 23

Tuesday 31 March 2015 9:42

"So what did you do today?" -I "met" your step dad.

noberg 14

Tuesday 31 March 2015 9:40

That'll be a fun conversation to have at the diner table.

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mikeyb3 12

Tuesday 31 March 2015 9:40

That's awkward. At least you have a funny story to tell in the future

noberg 14

Tuesday 31 March 2015 9:40

That'll be a fun conversation to have at the diner table.

Doubtful_Judge 23

Tuesday 31 March 2015 9:42

"So what did you do today?" -I "met" your step dad.

Jak0p 25

Tuesday 31 March 2015 16:28

I think it's more interesting what they did right after that incident. was he shocked, too? or was he like wondering what's wrong with her to be shocked because he is always naked at home?

Duckay 11

Wednesday 1 April 2015 0:02

He was very surprised to see me there and kind of embarrassed but he's very much inclined to be naked at home so it wasn't that strange for him.

RAH94 17

Tuesday 31 March 2015 9:43

That's unfortunate...

freckleface221 19

Tuesday 31 March 2015 9:43

At least you knocked. :/

bwinski 19

Tuesday 31 March 2015 9:44

You're from Australia, I'm sure you've seen worse... ;) seriously though I'm sorry you had to go through that awkward encounter.

domolovesyoshi 33

Tuesday 31 March 2015 15:20

What exactly do you think Australians see? That's worse than your friends naked step dad? What do you think happens over there?

Jak0p 25

Tuesday 31 March 2015 16:21

maybe he talks about spiders and stuff. but I don't really get it, too^^

FMLusername969 21

Wednesday 1 April 2015 7:44

Umm HELLOOO !Naked Aborigines!!

FUBAR_88 14

Wednesday 1 April 2015 15:24

@42 Are you actually serious? Do you really honestly think we see that?!

Dick_diamond 22

Tuesday 31 March 2015 9:46

He could have did what I always do and saved you both some embarrassment. I yell "come on in" when people knock while I'm in the bathroom. It's always followed by an awkward silence and a quick shuffle away..