Health: Today, a little girl from my Sunday School class approached me...

By drewcaver - 12/04/2015 19:49 - United States - Houston

Today, a little girl from my Sunday School class approached me and told me she had a stomach ache. She seemed very upset and her face was discolored so I took her to the nurse. While we were walking out the door, I looked down and saw a half-eaten crayon on the floor. That'll do it. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my chemistry class when a sick girl behind me asked "Can I go to the bathroom?" My teacher, being smart said, "Don't you mean MAY I use the bathroom?" Meanwhile, the girl behind me started throwing up all over her desk and me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2013 21:29 - Canada - Oshawa

Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML

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By mew - 25/10/2011 18:04 - Canada

Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

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By wellfuckyoutoo - 24/11/2015 17:45 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, a close friend came over with her three-year-old son. The child used a crayon on the walls, flushed my money down the toilet, and threw up. My friend was seriously offended when I asked her to help me clean everything up. FML

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By espylone - 17/12/2011 15:42 - France

Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML

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By thathottchickk - 13/12/2011 22:43 - United States

Today, I volunteered to cater an event at school. A little girl asked for a big slice of cake so I gave it to her. She then puked everywhere and her parents blamed me and made me clean it up. The little girl sat there smiling at me while I cleaned. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2021 00:30

Today, I went to check on my 2 year-old daughter in her playroom, since she was being awfully quiet. I walk in to see her finger painting with her own feces on her kiddie table. FML

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By fraz206 - 18/03/2019 16:00

Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML

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By poopshooter101 - 30/06/2009 11:53 - United States

Today, I was at Walmart when my stomach began to hurt. I quickly waddled to the restroom in pain. As soon as I got in the stall, a huge crap exploded out of me. The child in the stall next to me started crying. When her mom asked what was wrong, she said that I'd "killed her nose." FML

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Monday 13 April 2015 8:24

on the bright side, at least theyre non toxic, so other than a tummy ache, she should be alright

c_wyld 21

Monday 13 April 2015 8:27

I once got sick in kindergarden by eating a whole tube of glue, and then got sick all over my teacher.

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JOEBOBARNOLD 15

Monday 13 April 2015 8:24

Were you supposed to take care of her?

tac0609 13

Monday 13 April 2015 13:35

Well, if you don't see her about to eat the crayon, you can't really stop her

bunnybean12321 18

Monday 13 April 2015 8:24

on the bright side, at least theyre non toxic, so other than a tummy ache, she should be alright

Rainbow2Cloud 12

Monday 13 April 2015 14:08

*Random comment incoming" Your pictures are awesome. Haha

c_wyld 21

Monday 13 April 2015 8:27

I once got sick in kindergarden by eating a whole tube of glue, and then got sick all over my teacher.

AndyPurdy 31

Monday 13 April 2015 8:33

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fsomelife 26

Monday 13 April 2015 9:16

Have you been inseparable ever since?

onlychildFTW 33

Monday 13 April 2015 12:31

Haha I was the same way. I was always eating everything when I was little. Dirt. Grass. Sand. Glue. Crayons. All that stuff. I was a curious toddler. Haha. Maybe it's why I very rarely get sick now. Who knows.