Miscellaneous: Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML

By Anonymous - 28/08/2013 21:29 - Canada - Oshawa

Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML

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By BigKid - 28/01/2021 21:30

Today, I threw a tantrum because my younger sister ate my chocolate. I'm almost 18. FML

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By Natalie - 02/03/2010 22:05 - Canada

Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as revenge. FML

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By no she wasn't high - 02/12/2013 02:50 - United States - Garland

Today, I had to explain to my daughter that just because it says non-toxic on the crayons, it doesn't mean that you should eat them. She's 16. FML

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By drewcaver - 12/04/2015 19:49 - United States - Houston

Today, a little girl from my Sunday School class approached me and told me she had a stomach ache. She seemed very upset and her face was discolored so I took her to the nurse. While we were walking out the door, I looked down and saw a half-eaten crayon on the floor. That'll do it. FML

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By awkwardpineapples - 08/01/2015 03:13 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML

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By UghDude - 06/09/2014 13:35 - United States - Austin

Today, I found out that my sister licks all the flavoring off Doritos and puts them back in the bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2023 09:00 - United Kingdom - Bangor

Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML

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By familyofpsychos - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Elkhorn

Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML

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By szechuansauce - 10/04/2017 20:00

Today, my nine-year-old niece found my coloring book that features swear words. I took it away and hid it in a different spot. No less than an hour later, her younger sister found it. FML

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By madeleine - 08/04/2021 05:00

Today, I caught my young daughter eating candy after brushing her teeth. Angry, I asked her if she wanted all her teeth to fall out. She smiled and said, “Yes!” FML

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dcarney7 8

Thursday 29 August 2013 7:53

Tell her that's not what waxing means

needsomefunny 15

Thursday 29 August 2013 7:54

That's not what they mean when they say you need more colors in your diet.

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starsfan326 12

Friday 30 August 2013 16:05

Like an episode of strange addiction lol

Anonomusturd 9

Friday 30 August 2013 23:08

Maybe she was trying to "taste the rainbow"

BrotherPhil 35

Saturday 31 August 2013 23:25

Pica! CHEW!

djsammyc 19

Sunday 1 September 2013 19:50

she may or may not be doing worse things.......

silentlyhannah 17

Tuesday 3 September 2013 5:45

more like WTF

Yusomadbro_fml 4

Monday 9 September 2013 1:40

Blondes

Emillllllllllie 7

Monday 9 September 2013 5:10

All new on "My Strange Addiction"...

Ipsum629 13

Wednesday 16 July 2014 5:47

she's a special kind of stupid isn't she?

pugpuggy 21

Thursday 30 October 2014 12:10

She needs more greens.

cmo333 10

Wednesday 12 November 2014 4:26

Well sometimes we get so hungry

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