Intimacy: Today, I caught my soon to be husband screwing our wedding planner.... - FML

By meowymomma - 25/06/2016 19:21 - United States

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Today, I caught my soon to be husband screwing our wedding planner. FML

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By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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By WhatTheBleep - 09/04/2011 04:02 - United States

Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML

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Betrayal

By Anonymous - 12/07/2021 08:01

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Today, I found out my fiancé has been sexting my friend for about a month. I've already paid for our wedding, which was supposed to be next week. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2012 19:34 - United States

Today, I found my fiancé is cheating on me. Our wedding is in 26 days and everything is already paid for. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2015 17:50 - United States

Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML

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Shelve your plans

By anon17 - 18/03/2010 13:49 - United States

Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML

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By Nobody - 27/11/2009 21:39 - United States

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Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML

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Double crossed

By ??? - 19/07/2020 05:01

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Today, I found out the best man at my wedding was banging my wife after years of being married. My best man was my brother. FML

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Bad omen

By DefiantBaka - 21/05/2022 08:00 - Canada - Stony Plain

Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML

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turtle_darkness 17

Sunday 26 June 2016 11:44

Well, at least you found out before the wedding. Divorces are expensive..

lusanna 19

Sunday 26 June 2016 11:43

In return screw her career and his properties, so sorry op

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Stooby61 18

Monday 27 June 2016 2:02

She was just helping him with the honeymoon plans!

KimmyImpala 9

Monday 27 June 2016 2:03

what a ******* ****. Don't worry op, she'll have it coming soon. Same thing happened to me, and karma really kick in for the "other women" for being so selfish

kameleonkarma 2

Monday 27 June 2016 2:49

I hope that today you got proof on your cell phone camera! That footage might come in handy for naming and shaming... just sayin'

bmannyc 3

Monday 27 June 2016 3:45

Id make sure everyone knows about this.. The wedding planner.. Ruin her business..

cwade71 17

Monday 27 June 2016 3:57

Screw her on Yelp

morgan_fffff 7

Monday 27 June 2016 4:20

Dump his ass

Ellie Rogers 9

Monday 27 June 2016 4:49

You mean they aren't supposed to help plan out the mind-blowing honeymoon sex? Damn, I've been doing it wrong! Jokes aside, he is obviously a dick. I am glad you found out before, rather than after.

HylianWarrior 21

Monday 27 June 2016 4:57

At least now you no longer have any need for a wedding planner

Theguyinthedark 11

Monday 27 June 2016 5:00

Talk about work ethics...

DanielleinDC 33

Monday 27 June 2016 5:29

Well, I hope he's not your soon-to-be husband anymore but your ex-fiance.

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