Love: Today, I celebrated my 21st birthday. My boyfriend of almost...

By mylifesucks - 18/04/2009 07:20 - Netherlands

Today, I celebrated my 21st birthday. My boyfriend of almost 3 years gave me a big pink vibrator. Thinking it was a joke I said: "I won't need this as long as I have you!" His reply: "That's what I wanted to talk to you about." FML

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effyourlife_ 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 17:07

at least he provided you with a replacement. how thoughtful

Ohnoitslindsay 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 17:21

Haha, don't worry about it too much. The vibrator will probably be better anyways.

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zyprexa_fml 10

Wednesday 11 September 2013 4:29

What a jerk! I hope you threw that pink vibrator back at your now ex-boyfriend's head.

jweb1434 6

Thursday 19 December 2013 21:37

At least he bought you a present

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