By mylifesucks - 18/04/2009 07:20 - Netherlands

Today, I celebrated my 21st birthday. My boyfriend of almost 3 years gave me a big pink vibrator. Thinking it was a joke I said: "I won't need this as long as I have you!" His reply: "That's what I wanted to talk to you about." FML
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effyourlife_ 0

at least he provided you with a replacement. how thoughtful

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Ohnoitslindsay 0

Haha, don't worry about it too much. The vibrator will probably be better anyways.

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Refinary 0

Lol nice....:P i like the Lonley girl bit :P....FML

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46plus0 0

Eh, that was a bit cowardly to need an icebreaker for something like that -- you might be better off.

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oNikkio 0

The OP did not say it was a break-up. He could very well be deploying overseas or going on a long business trip. That makes more sense.

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cucuto89 0

I've seen this same commercial like ten times, where its basically saying, "buy her diamonds, or you'll be in the dog house" valentines day isn't commercial my ass.

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jayjay777 0

nice, that made me laugh. (sucks for you though)

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mirix 6

wow lol! but that was very insensitive of him =S

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Nate_d099 0

Posting this as an "OWNED" =] and how thoughtful of him

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blastvortex 3

I'm starting to recall an old joke about a woman who stepped into a bar....

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bl0tt0 0

picture made me lol sry OP that sucks, dick move on his part, on your birthday too?

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