Anyone ever noticed how evil and revengeful alot of women are after a breakup? Or how quickly they are to generalise? "Untrustworthy, douches, narrowminded." Guess what ladies, everyone's different, and there's just about as amount female assholes as there's guys. Anyway, i feel sorry for the OP if she had a breakup, her boyfriend really were a douche thinking up a move like that.

wow on your b-day, that sucks

Total dick move. I mean, kind of amusing, but that's what makes it worse. He couldn't wait until after your birthday to be nice, because he came up with something he thought was a funny. Tooting his own horn, apparently. Hope he still has to.

Sounds like a considerate guy... EDIT: wait, on your birthday? scratch that, he is an asshole.

FAIL on his part.

What an a**hole move! I can´t even wrap my mind around that "logic". How are u supposed to use a vibrator that´ll always remind u of ur break up? (assuming u actually would want to use it)

You know what you do now? You wait until he has a girlfriend again and send it back in the mail with a note saying, 'You can keep this. Your current girlfriend will need it more anyway, seeing as you've only got two inches on yours.'

.... wow, what a complete jerk ... :(

wow he is such a douche for that!

What a nice guy!