By Anonymous - 28/01/2012 21:52 - United States

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9

That's mean but totally hilarious.

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manhands21 6

Just laugh it off bro. It's not that bad. Surely not a Fml situation.

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deannamariex0x 0

I don't get it?

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chels1994 11

Basically saying that the only relationship OP had was between himself and his hand (which implies that all he does is **********)

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UnleashedKilla1 4

Trust me, your friends who liked it take it as a joke. Happened to my friend, and people liked the comment. But all the comments after "he broke his hand" were things like "^Haha dude"

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imepelepticsir 5

then again you always have your other hand, i hear it feels better ;)

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tylerryder 4

Haha that's funny though!!

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Snef_fml 0

Omg? That fml was so lame! Should that be a problem? Idiot.

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daydreamer244 13

That's just people being stupid on facebook and besides it's only a joke so I think you'll be okay.

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purple_laxer847 3

please explain i dont get it .

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kaelynxboo 0

He broke his hand jacking off... His hand being his girlfriend broke up with him cause you can't jack off with a broken hand. Simple brain power. Get some

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bbg1124 0

I don't get it someone please explain

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