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By Anonymous - 28/01/2012 21:52 - United States

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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By hesaidwhat - 15/01/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML

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By facebook - 24/06/2010 10:09 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML

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By waitthatsnotme - 15/08/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2013 22:41

Today, I woke up without my fiancé in bed next to me, but I assumed he'd gone to work early. I went on Facebook to find that he had posted a break-up post to himself from my account and set my status to single. I then found a note with "Sorry" written on it stuck to the kitchen counter. FML

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By Janie - 10/01/2012 05:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML

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By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2025 04:00 - United States - Reno

Today, I found out I was single by scrolling through Facebook and seeing my (now ex) boyfriend's relationship as "single." I was at work, in the middle of my shift. I haven't been electronically dumped since Middle School. He's 36. FML

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By DianneS - 07/07/2022 10:00

Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML

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Sunday 29 January 2012 3:02

Lol that's ******* great

Buttsexpirate 9

Sunday 29 January 2012 3:03

That's mean but totally hilarious.

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UmuGoesRawr 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 4:09

I don't get it will someone explain pleaase ? (:

UmuGoesRawr 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 4:10

Oh wait I get it now ahaa ! (:

LoveAlwaysQuynh 6

Sunday 29 January 2012 4:15

I don't get it ?

MissFits_fml 6

Sunday 29 January 2012 4:17

He resorts to solitary acts of pleasure and stimulates himself. ...using his hand

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 29 January 2012 4:16

That's a good one.

409sPoisonGirl 12

Sunday 29 January 2012 4:18

Just need to learn to be ambidextrous.

ThecomingofTan 9

Sunday 29 January 2012 4:31

Good, now that your hand is broken, the only other option is to use the towels. Just don't leave them on the floor.

chelseaaa92 7

Sunday 29 January 2012 4:39

Haha that's awesome!! Bahahaha

mama2b3 20

Sunday 29 January 2012 4:47

Haha I get it!!

twilightluvr101 4

Sunday 29 January 2012 5:32

Wanna cookie!!!

bri5083 9

Sunday 29 January 2012 4:49

Who was your girlfriend? Palmela Handerson?(:

HooHooHa 6

Sunday 29 January 2012 4:49

And that's when you delete said person's comment and/or unfriend them. That's quite a rude thing to say to someone who just got out of a relationship.