By acnecream - 03/05/2013 13:23 - Finland - Kinnulanlahti

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Today, I was hitting on a cute girl on the bus. It was going well, and she gave me her name to add on Facebook. Since I didn't have the app, I opened Safari on my phone. It opened to my video from Pornhub I watched yesterday and started playing, on full volume, through the entire bus. FML
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Setareh23 34

Now if she still friends you on FaceBook, you know you've got a keeper. Would've loved to see everyone's faces, hehe.

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wlddog 14

I am sure she asked him if he wanted to make his own pornhub video. That is always how it happens in the **** movies.

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aalijahraj 10

Better always use Private Browsing feature in browsers dude

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dmahen 10

Private browsing will still keeps the site open unless you close the tab or exit private browsing. That's how it's in iOS at least.

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2757240 12

Not if you have an ap that puts u on the net that its private, plus you can download them and watch it whether you have service or not and after 4 hours of not being in the ap it closes all pages out, and you can use a pw to use the ap. don't judge my kids do what ever they can on my phone passwords are a huge benefit

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yoyoforpeace 14

For a second I thought he had searched her name and she came up on pornhub...but that's just me I guess...

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Wimoweh 10

Google should put that in their reasons to use incognito widow in chrome.

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devonisthebest 7

This guy sounds like a hardcore **** watcher

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buckstop1 37

#66, I assume you are referring to TOR?

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Setareh23 34

Now if she still friends you on FaceBook, you know you've got a keeper. Would've loved to see everyone's faces, hehe.

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Purpl3_Ninja 5

Well that's embarrassing... On the bright side, your hand will never judge you!

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Meme1988 18

Yea, but it still stupid, once you are done (bookmark it) and delete it from from the open tabs!

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Dairyking 8

Or just use a video app specifically for this purpose. One app for your happy time, with a number lock, that is separate from safari, and then safari, which you use for everything else. Problem solved!

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asb818 14

Time to learn to close your apps and delete your browsing history.

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MuseFan1991 14

or just wait til he got home to add her? or am i just old fashioned by not having facebook at my fingertips?

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red_headforlife 15

Maybe you should save that stuff for the computer. Or delete your history.

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gntfmlingnow 12

There's apps for private browsing that are basically designed for use with ****. Mobile does have a lot of advantages over using your computer, but OP should be more careful.

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Eivana 37

Never leave that stuff open! That is begging for a humiliating moment! But I hope she found it funny and didn't overreact.

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VeganVampyre 26

Yeah, I was thinking he was kind of asking for it, leaving a **** video open in his browser. Had to know that was gonna happen. Murphy's law and all.

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shadowedpixie 19

Always close before you doze....

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

That's the best advice for anyone who uses their iPhone for ****. Personally I always keep a safe page up, just incase I forget to close it.

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Soloman212 28

Well 73, then you'd have to remember to switch to the safe page.

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