By nothappywithlife - 30/03/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML
I agree, your life sucks 529
You deserved it 45
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lancewell 0

thats a real kick in the junk.facebook screws everyone over..

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PTERONOPHOBIA 0

I had that happen when I was dating a douchebag once, but a MARRIAGE!?

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xiloveyoux3 0

that's just fcked up.

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melange_fml 0

9, you never know. Some people are stupid enough, that I'm pretty sure this may be true.

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PlasticShark 0

are you sure it wasn't over FAKEbook? this is highly unbelievable.

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strangersdk 0

She has no class. Seriously, that is the stupidest thing she could have done. And she wasn't even single yet. I hope she didn't get away with half your stuff

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peidit 0

#7 and #6 are *inappropriate comment here * jerks

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Phillay632 0

Too bad you can't choke a bitch via Facebook...

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spoonboy 0

This is one of the reasons I hate Facebook. Jesus Christ.

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downeyjr 0

Let's hope neither of you had any of your friends added yet, because nothing is more embarrassing than severe couple drama unfolding for everyone to see on Facebook. Your situation does suck, btw.

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kisskiss_fml 0

i feel bad for u dude but good riddance shes just a heartless bitch

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