Love: Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed... - FML

By nothappywithlife - 30/03/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML

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lancewell 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:01

thats a real kick in the junk.facebook screws everyone over..

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:02

I had that happen when I was dating a douchebag once, but a MARRIAGE!?

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missy06 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 8:06

hahaha #35 thats a great idea!!! He should so do that!!! That totally sucks!!! Sorry man!!! Go out and find a woman worth your time and who will respect you!!!

littlemuffet 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 8:15

Commit Facebook suicide! http://www.adbusters.org/magazine/77/facebook_suicide.html

Dutchie2010 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 8:31

to people who say it's fake: they are all fake. Well I'm sure some of them happened but i doubt any of yours has ever gotten accepted right?

oval_office 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 8:55

Change your status to in a relationship! That'll show her!

efftthhiiss 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 9:58

your wife is a attention seeking bitch. and your marriage was obviously pathetic if she cared that little for you to announce the divorce over facebook without even discussing it with you. your life really does suck.

aveura 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 10:19

Wow what a bitch.

dylan17xx 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 10:22

What a bitch! That's really ****** up. You're better off without that bitch in the long run.

yojoeletsmakeout 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 10:36

oh wow. that's ridiculous. :(

newstud 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 10:59

Is she a blonde?

kenddrraaa 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 13:03

Wow man. Sorry to hear this. She's a trollop. You deserve better than that!

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